Beard Rub

A purely masculine expression of tenderness.

Jan 9
2burgers2fries2dietcokes: fggtlibrarian: “His mouth was slack and a pair of hugely bucked upper teeth pushed past his lips.” Patrick DeWitt, The Sisters Brothers (2011). This would make for an awfully uncomfortable blowjob… ” ‘So well intended, and yet so insulting,’ Gale whispers in my ear.” Suzanne Collins, Mockingjay “I’ve got some chocolate and peanut butter bark, though, and I haven’t had that in a while.” Jackson Pearce, Sweetly

2burgers2fries2dietcokes:

fggtlibrarian:

“His mouth was slack and a pair of hugely bucked upper teeth pushed past his lips.”

Patrick DeWitt, The Sisters Brothers (2011).

This would make for an awfully uncomfortable blowjob…

” ‘So well intended, and yet so insulting,’ Gale whispers in my ear.”

Suzanne Collins, Mockingjay


“I’ve got some chocolate and peanut butter bark, though, and I haven’t had that in a while.” Jackson Pearce, Sweetly

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